It's only a small thing But it takes so many lives You say it won't affect you But you'll be telling lies… This is a warning for you: There's just a simple thing you must do You say it won't affect you Cause you like to keep it straight But don't believe in stories
Of h*mophobic hate This is also a warning for you: There's just one simple thing You must do; IF IT'S ERECT! - BEFORE YOU SERVE YOU GOT TO PROTECT!! SO PUT YOUR RAINCOAT ON IF YOU'RE READY FOR SOME FUN! PUT YOUR RAINCOAT ON AND GET READY FOR SOME FUN!