[Intro:] Damn....f**....What the f** Umm let me get myself together..Look here [Verse 1] I'm alive man but don't know where the f** I am Damn..I don't understand fantasy land I'm looking out my kitchen window but I don't see the Sadan I blocks some damn it's not the land I got the gothcha' rock for 20 spot I think we outta Michigan the wind it must of put me farther Seein' purple trees and yellow clouds is talking to each other Maybe another dimension even a dimension talking trees With information, work receiving, I got probation I can't be leaving I'm thinkin' only what I'm needing, emergency needs A sack of 17 roaches and a O of regelo' weed I'm standing on the porch I'm still denying this sh** I notice all these tiny little people hiddin' and sh** Its hundreds of 'em all starring at me, scared to they spots I'm trippin'....?....everything they got be colorful with pokadots They prolly don't like my raggedy' crack..house on they land I understand, but when I walked out and said wa**up a party began Munchkins wildin' out [Hook: Munchkins] We don't know who you are and we don't really care But ya' carnival clown a** is welcome here Because you and that damn near abandoned house Landed right on top of the wicket witch of the south All the Munchkins And we hated that wicket b**h so much, said, we hated that s*utty ho And we hated that s*ut And you crushed and k**ed that wicket b**h, we'll be grateful forever more
[Verse 2:] So my house landed right up on some neighborhood trick Huh..that's the sh**..huh..look there go her feet sick huh Dumb b**h I started playing it off I seen her in the window so I was running around moving sh** and aiming it so, you know Anyway, how the f** I'm getting home Don't worry see this yellow alleyway will get you home in a hurry It leads to the wizard, the player, he's the pimpest of all He'll get you any f**ing thing you need In that case I'm dancin' with y'all Munchkins wildin' out [Hook 2: Munchkins-(All the Munchkins)-fades out] Take ya a** down the yellow brink road motherf**er Take ya a** down the yellow brink alleway Take ya a** down the yellow brink road motherf**er Take ya a** down the yellow brink alleway Take ya a** down the yellow brink road motherf**er Take ya a** down the yellow brink alleway Take ya a** down the yellow brink road motherf**er Take ya a** down the yellow brink alleway Take ya a** down the yellow brink road motherf**er Take ya a** down the yellow brink alleway Take ya a** down the yellow brink road motherf**er Take ya a** down the yellow brink alleway Take ya a** down the yellow brink road motherf**er Take ya a** down the yellow brink alleway Take my a** down the yellow brick alleyway They say, Take my a** down the yellow bricks