(Violent J) Just stick to this road huh? f** It, I thought, I'm sold, I strolled on down the road, In C-walk mode, to the wizard I'm told But hold up, this roadS f**ed wit twists and turns I'm haven't no luck as my vanilla blunt burns I'm seeing' trees wit faces, bushes that walk And as far as I can see nobody drawn in chalk And the sky is bright green; sometimes it's kind of pink I'm a twist another blunt here sit down and think How the f**, what the f**, who the f** and when What the f** I'm doing here I would have figured the pen Then again I gotta get the f** home before long, Because the first of the month is coming' on, I'm gone Let me spark my sh**, right quick, I'm Outta here, (Monoxide Child) Yo, homie let me get a hit of that blunt (Violent J) f** yea, wait a minute, who said that? look around everywhere And I heard somebody singing over there, so clear He went... (Chorus) I don't need a brain, don't need anything I just want somebody to smoke with (Who said that, Who said that?) Stuck up on this thing, wit no f**ing ganj I just want somebody to smoke wit (Who said that?) (Monoxide Child) Well I said that! (Violent J) Look at this sh**, I'm talking to a scarecrow, stuck on a stick Asking me for a hit, right quick, sh** all I got is bobby brown, I can't front, but the wizard gots all you want, You can smoke off his tundra, they say it's the thunder Me can have King Kong smoked under the wonder
I'm going there now and getting me some It was the wizard gonna get my a** home, he's on... (Monoxide Child) It would be the sh** big homie, If I could walk wit you And talk wit you, and get up on a fat bag or 2, Cause I've been hanging from this pole for so long And smoking on home grown, my headache is full blown Now I ain't the smartest scarecrow in the hat But if you lift that little latch and I gone crash into a pumpkin patch Don't leave me hangin' big homie, just pull the lever So we can just get walking the yellow alley together cause... (Monoxide Child) I don't need a brain, don't need anything I just want somebody to smoke with (And I'm with that, and I'm with that!) (Violent J) Man it ain't no thang, we can smoke some ganj, But you got to put something on it (And I'm with that, you know I'm with that!) (Violent J) I helped set his a** free, he slipped off Then his f**ing leg ripped off and he was like... (Monoxide Child) Don't mind that sh** dawg, it ain't nothing at all Just a little bit of stuffing that straw (Violent J) Hey Paul, I mean scarecrow yo (Monoxide Child) Don't ask if I ever tried smoking myself, no. (Violent J) I only thought with the hay "ok" Anyways let's get you some real sh** down the yellow brick alleyway... (Monoxide Child & Violent J x4) We don't need a brain, don't need anything We just need some homies 2 smoke with (And I'm with that, and I'm with that!)