There was a pounding at my door it was 3:30 in the mornin
Thunderin and lightnin outside and f**in pourin
I looked out through the peephole but they blocked it with their thumb
I got pissed and opened up the door and I was f**in stunned
It was Frankenstein straight up with the bolts in his neck
And them biga** f**in boots standing there soakin wet
He said I told him sh** you can say that again
Come on in but don't be tryin to f**in k** me man
My homie Frankenstein
What's up with you?
I'm only down with Frankenstein
That's how I do
He blew up my f**in toilet somethin wretchedly wicked
Even though the only thing he says is we kick it
One time he tried to k** me but that's just his way
Every time I bring some b**hes home he scares em away
He's f**in clumsy as f** big and dumpy and green
Sewn together body parts from different dead human beings
The f**in top of his head is flat can't nobody f** with that
If he breaks your back in half then you f**in stuck with that
My homie Frankenstein
What's up with you?
I'm only down with Frankenstein
That's how I do
I thought he was just a horribly legendary figure
Until he showed up and blew my couch out bigger
He tried to k** my neighbor's wife the police they came and got em
He gave two cops a rock bottom the rest shot em
That only got him pissed and he smashed through a wall
Out into the yard the hardest sh** I ever saw
He was out of sight gone in the night no further news
But I know he'll be back cause he forgot his neck screws
My homie Frankenstein
What's up with you?
I'm only down with Frankenstein
That's how I do