Ayup, Oweeya? Ooyah fighter, Ooyah ******
Dywanote? Gorrago, Doinote? Jewonnah?
Spendo, 'Safto, Sainsbo's for me tucker
Riders, Tigers, Space Centre, Attenborough
Filbert Fox, Foxton Locks, Thurnby Lodge, Brauny Dodge
Hard Knocks, Make Socks, Cornershop, Mark Adco*k
Paste Ya, Tax Ya, Meet at the Clock Tower
Dintya, Dontya, Catherine, Mundella
Drop out of school and work at Corah's sewing polyester...
That's Well Leicester, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
St Marks, St Maggies, Old John, Goin' Braggy
Brucciani, Blue Army, Giz a Croggy, Flickin' Laggys
Orton, Deacon, Shilton, Goin' Mardy
Spittin Choddy, Stinging Wabby, Heskey, Showaddywaddy
TJ's, AJ's, Vaughn Way, Mill Lane
Charlotte Stage, Gorilla's Cage, Up Silver Arcade
Town Hall Indie kids, 'ence and squids, wear a coggie
Soar, Wreake, Welland, Swift, Nona knows everybody
Get out while you're young enough before your dreams start to fester...
That's Well Leicester, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Take the 38 - Into Humbo Gate
Meet up with me mates
Then it's Globe, Firkin, Orange Tree
Sector 5 or Fanny
Knees Up, **** Up
Chippy til I'm full up
Stagger home, all alone - Throw up all over the floor...
Cos that's Well Leicester, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Gorrit, Gizzit, Muzzy Izzet, Ain't there ote else on?
Lineker, Ospikul, Shires, Mark Morrison
Daniel Lambert, David Icke - he's gorra cob on
Northfields, Highfields, Saff, Monsell, Syston
Fish market, Haymarket, Frank Wortho hits the target
Reet frit, Walker's Crisps, Goin' **** over tit
Guildhall, Jewry Wall, The Shed, The Musician
Cob Van, Elephant Man, Semper Eadum
Nagging doubts of underachievement pull at you til they pester...
That's Well Leicester, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Take the 38 - Into Humbo Gate
Meet up with me mates
Then it's Globe, Firkin, Orange Tree
Sector 5 or Fanny
Knees Up, **** Up
Chippy til I'm full up
Stagger home, all alone - Throw up all over the floor...
Cos that's Well Leicester, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Up town, Ground down, Humperdinck, Ooyah byooty
Frog Island, Willie Thorne, Gok Wan, Oadby, Wiggy
DeMontfort, Monk's Rest, Melton Road for a curry
Vicky Park, False Starts, Satdee up the Spinny
Hosiery, Footwear, Me Duck, Irish Menswear
Steve Walsh, Chav Stare, Beaumont Leys if you dare
Fast food career start, Reg's Mart, Well Scretty
Diwali Lights, ***** Nights, Slagging off the City
Wind up so self-deprecating like your own ****-taking jester...
That's Well Leicester, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah