We've got to rid this country of the evil influence of rock 'n' roll perverts in order to preserve the sanctity of this grand and glorious nation that god has given us to exploit.
Well, because of the breakdown of the family unit and the uh, morally debasing aspects of the entertainment industry we the self-appointed guardians of public morality have deemed it necessary to censor this trash.
God, Jerry, and the P.M.R.C!