Frankie Frankie
Tall and lanky
Hides his secrets
Dark and danky
Frankly Frankie
Don't be cranky
This poem's hust a pranky
Don't shoot me point blanky
Sinatra Sinatra
That's my mantra
I chant each night to my mamma and pappa
Don't rub me out 'cause that would be a faux pas
I swear I'll shut up and eat my pasta
Faster and harder
I love Ava Gardner
I'll give you all my money if you just be my partner
It's in the highest regard that I regard her
I wish she'd come back, I didn't mean to discard her
Reno oh Reno
My little bambino
I sit and play keno
At my favorite casino
It's rigged so I win, if I lose I get meano
Punch out reporters and make a big sceno
Crooned and they swooned
And I partied with my goons
And I ranted like a loon
From midnight til noon
Diamond festooned
And prosecution immune
And it don't even matter I can't carry a tune
Sicily sweet Sicily
Stand by me protect me
I am not a tough guy, just a cowardly facsimile
A working contradiction, a warbling anomaly
You know I'd do anything From Here to Eternity
You I'd even look away if you k**ed Bobby Kennedy
Oh Sicily sweet Sicily please don't make me frica**ee
So Francis dear Francis
This is my hypothesis
It's just a harmlessly scathing an*lysis
To poison my dentafrice
Or push me off a precipice
For my poetic prowess
With emphasis on your cowardice
You just can't dismiss
The abyss of your avarice
Or how people stand you to be so cantankerous
And I wrote this song at the risk of paralysis
Please just come here and kiss my a**ussus