*LYRICS:
I bet you're wondering what Ayaka's doing tonight
Is she watching Airheads with her friends or with her mom and dad?
I hope when she laughs she thinks of you and the times you had
Watching Adam Sandler, Frasier and Buscemi on the big screen
I bet you're wondering what Ayaka's doing tonight
Is she cuddled up in Japan with another man?
Some might call her a thief but maybe that's fair cause she stole your heart
And the hardest part is thinking 'bout the films you saw together
Most of the words she said
You couldn't comprehend (that's what you claimed)
And you blamed her leaving on immigration issues
And you said she was a rebound after your marriage ended in divorce
And you blamed it on cultural differences
Or that she really wasn't the right woman for you
Maybe she could'a been a buff
She could'a been a contender
But I bet you really broke it off for a certain friendship
Because that friendship ain't a VHS that can be erased
I think you really broke it off for your On Cinema friendship
Between you and Gregg
Oh, on cinema, on cinema, on cinema
On friendship, friendship, friendship, cinema, friendship!
Now I bet you know what Gregg is doing tonight