I was going home
Wanted to be alone
I broke the telephone
Wanted to be unknown
Words were dancing like stars
Thoughts were faster than cars
We were uglier than scars
We went to peepshows and bars
So horny I couldn't sleep
So corny I couldn't speak
So lazy I couldn't die
So honest I couldn't lie
I tried so hard to make this count
In the prettiness of making sounds
I tried so hard to write this down
But still the pages remain blank