So if you stay at home all by yourself
Don't bother to lock your door for me
For your guidance look to the stars
Get drunk hanging out at bars
And if you need a friend don't take him home
I need to be there
You need a noogie to get through the day
You need a noogie to make your troubles go away
You never seemed so heavenly
When you're at home watching TV
And if you feel like k**ing yourself
I need to be there
I will be there
I will be square
I will be there
If you're still in
I want to be sly
I want start trouble
Won't you let me in?
I want to get lost
I want to get caught
So won't you let me in?
I want to be sly
I want to start trouble
Won't you let me in?
I need to sleep a long time
I need to get by
I need to sleep all night
So won't you let me in?
So if you stay at home tonight
Don't bother to lock your door for me