[Intro - crowd]
We need a nerd!
We need Verdugo to return!
Return of the nerd!
Return of the nerd!
Return of the nerd!
Return of the nerd!
[Verse 1]
It is the return of the biggest nerd
In hist-o-ray so it is time to learn
What makes me "me" and what makes me unique:
I'm the kind of guy that writes what you need
To hear to get the situation
Over here at the gator nation
Otherwise known as the sunshine state
Where everybody performs drive-by's - wait! -
"You can't say everybody does that
You can't exaggerate the truth in your raps"
"Alright fine, lemme get back to my track"
Told not to exaggerate what I rap
So I might as well go monotonous as Spock
As he's narrating the moon walk
It don't matter what I sound like cause I'm back
With another rap on another track
[Hook]
So it's time for the return of the nerd
So everybody come join this herd
Say whatever's on your mind and blurt (it)
Don't worry if someone's feelings get hurt
Because it's time for the return of the nerd
So everybody come join this herd
Say whatever's on your mind and blurt (it)
Don't worry if someone's feelings get hurt
[Verse 2]
It's the return of the wannabe greatest
The honky who thought he could make it
And thought he could away with sayin'
Whatever he felt like sayin'
And spewed all that crap in abundance
And made sure to say nothing generous
Speaking of which he loves who*es'n's*uts
Cause he can eat em for breakfast, dinner and lunch
Why do you think he's thankful at Thanksgiving?
"Listen up if you wanna keep living:
You gotta stop saying this stuff, bruh!"
Why stop when I'm making it all up?
Only thing I stopped is procrastinating
So I can continue master debating
With the Trekkies over at comic-con
About Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan
[Hook]
So it's time for the return of the nerd
So everybody come join this herd
Say whatever's on your mind and blurt (it)
Don't worry if someone's feelings get hurt
Because it's time for the return of the nerd
So everybody come join this herd
Say whatever's on your mind and blurt (it)
Don't worry if someone's feelings get hurt
[Outro]
Nerds rule, your mom drools