I am not African but I wish that I was
Or some other ethnicity, and I wish this because
They're forming a soccer team of different continents
They're helping the less fortunate and frankly I can't afford my rent
Angie, Brad please consider this request
I'd like to be your new addition to the nest
Ooo I wanna be a part of the family too
Daddy can't stop looking in the mirror
And Grandpa thinks Zahara is Shakira
Ooo can't wait for my family debut
I'll get a Mohawk like Maddox my brother
But won't call Shiloh a blob like my mother
Ooo Angie, you're like the woman in the shoe
Please please please adopt me too
To not be a Jolie-Pitt is indeed a sin
I've got the lips required, I think I'll fit right in
This could be great publicity for you to tell the press
That you've officially adopted YouTube's Venetian Princess
Angie, Brad please consider this request
I'd like to be your new addition to the nest
Ooo I wanna be a part of the family too
Daddy can't stop looking in the mirror
And Grandpa thinks Zahara is Shakira
Ooo can't wait for my family debut
I'll get a Mohawk like Maddox my brother
But won't call Shiloh a blob like my mother
Ooo Angie, you're like the woman in the shoe
Please please please adopt me too
Please please please
Please please please
Please please please adopt me too