And now it's time for silly songs with Larry the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song
Larry: Got the munchies on that fateful night 'round 8: 00, so I phoned in a pizza for delivery
I had a feeling that something wasn't right, no pizza
I set the table with a paper plate
How would I know that it'd be late?
It's taken so long, where could it be?
Had a 30-minute guarantee
Pizza angel, please come to me
Tomato sauce and cheese so gooey
Pizza angel, I'm on my knees
You're my #1 pie from Sicily
Did it get lost, did they just forget
Should I have ordered on the Internet?
Ready for dinner, now I'm not so sure
I think my soda's room temperature
Pizza angel, please come to me (come to me)
Tomato sauce and cheese, so gooey
Pizza angel, I'm on my knees (on my knees)
And don't forget my favorite anchovies
Ya ya ya
I was concerned for my delivery
8 little slices of heaven for me
Can't stop thinking it would make me smile
When I tasted my first Chicago style
Goin' crazy while I pace the floor
Then my heart skipped when I heard the door!
I opened the door in excpectation, but it was the saddest sight I ever saw
Inside I could smell the aroma of deep-dish goodness, but the box was empty
Jerry: The house number was broken so I couldn't find you, I was getting kinda hungry so I ate your pizza, sorry about that, you don't need to tip me or anything
Pizza angel, please come to me (come to me)
Tomato sauce and cheese so gooey
Pizza angel I'm on my knees (on my knees)
You'll live forever in my memory
Pizza angel, please come to me (come to me)
Tomato sauce and cheese so gooey
Pizza angel, I'm on my knees (on my knees)
I will miss you for eternity
I'll never forget you, pizza angel