[k**a-Kc]
When I was just a little baby k**a,
my momma used to tell me these crazy things
She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man,
she used to tell me he hated me
But then I got a little bit older
and I realized, she was the crazy one
But there was nothin I could do or say to try to change it
cause that's just the way she was
They said I can't rap about bein broke no more
They ain't say I can't rap about coke no more
(AHHH!) s*ut, you think I won't choke no who*e
til the vocal cords don't work in her throat no more?!
(AHHH!) These motherf**ers are thinkin I'm playin
Thinkin I'm sayin the sh** cause I'm thinkin it just to be sayin it
(AHHH!) Put your hands down b**h, I ain't gon' shoot you
I'ma pull +YOU+ to this bullet, and put it through you
(AHHH!) Shut up s*ut, you're causin too much chaos
Just bend over and take it like a s*ut, okay Ma?
"Oh, now he's raping his own mother, abusing a who*e,
snorting coke, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?"
You god damn right b*tch, and now it's too late
I'm triple platinum and tragedies happen in two states
I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile b**hes
vain Vicadin, vrinnn Vrinnn, VRINNN! [*chainsaw revs up*]
Texas Chainsaw, left his brains all
danglin from his neck, while his head barely hangs on
Blood, guts, guns, cuts
Knives, lives, wives, nuns, s*uts
[Chorus: Eminem]
b**h I'ma k** you! You don't wanna f** with me
Girls neither - you ain't nuttin but a s*ut to me
b**h I'ma k** you! You ain't got the balls to beef
We ain't gon' never stop beefin I don't squash the beef
You better k** me! I'ma be another rapper dead
for poppin off at the mouth with sh** I shouldn'ta said
But when they k** me - I'm bringin the world with me
b**hes too! You ain't nuttin but a girl to me
.. I said you don't, wanna f** with Shady (cause why?)
Cause Shady, will f**in k** you (ah-haha)
I said you don't, wanna f** with Shady (why?)
Cause Shady, will f**in k** you..
[Eminem]
b**h I'ma k** you! Like a murder weapon, I'ma conceal you
in a closet with mildew, sheets, pillows and film you
Buck with me, I been through hell, shut the hell up!
I'm tryin to develop these pictures of the Devil to sell 'em
I ain't "acid rap," but I rap on acid
Got a new blow-up doll and just had a strap-on added
WHOOPS! Is that a subliminal hint? NO!
Just criminal intent to sodomize women again
Eminem offend? NO! Eminem insult
And if you ever give in to him, you give him an impulse
to do it again, THEN, if he does it again
you'll probably end up jumpin out of somethin up on the 10th
(Ahhhhhhhh!) b**h I'ma k** you, I ain't done this ain't the chorus
I ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest
A bloodstain is orange after you wash it three or four times
in a tub but that's normal ain't it Norman?
Serial k**er hidin murder material
in a cereal box on top of your stereo
Here we go again, we're out of our medicine
out of our minds, and we want in yours, let us in
[Chorus (first line starts "Or I'ma k** you!")]
[Eminem]
Eh-heh, know why I say these things?
Cause lady's screams keep creepin in Shady's dreams
And the way things seem, I shouldn't have to pay these shrinks
this eighty G's a week to say the same things TWEECE!
TWICE? Whatever, I hate these things
f** shots! I hope the weed'll outweigh these drinks
Motherf**ers want me to come on their radio shows
just to argue with 'em cause their ratings stink?
fu*k THAT! I'll choke radio announcer to bouncer
from fat b**h to off seventy-thousand pounds of her
from principal to the student body and counselor
from in-school to before school to out of school
I don't even believe in breathin I'm leavin air in your lungs
just to hear you keep screamin for me to seep it
OKAY, I'M READY TO GO PLAY
I GOT THE MACHETE FROM O.J.
I'M READY TO MAKE EVERYONE'S THROATS ACHE
You f*ggots keep eggin me on
til I have you at knifepoint, then you beg me to stop?
SHUT UP! Give me your hands and feet
I said SHUT UP when I'm talkin to you
YOU HEAR ME? ANSWER ME!
[Chorus]
[first line starts "Or I'ma k** you!", ninth line starts "b**h I'ma k** you!"]
[Eminem]
Hahaha, I'm just playin ladies
You know I love you