[Verse 1]
Once
There was this boy who
Wore a lot of suits and said
That stuff was legendary
He gave lots of high fives
And swore
That he would never get married
He really thought he meant it
But he was such a ding dong
[Chorus]
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[Verse 1]
Once
There was this girl who
Drank a lot of scotch
And was the owner of five dogs
And she enjoyed the gun range
And swore
She'd also never get married
She really thought she meant it
You see where this is going
[Chorus]
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Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
[Verse 3]
Both boy and girl were wrong
And had been all alone
Then this boy discovered
That he really didn't wanna go
Through life alone
And that he needed this girl
Turns out
She kinda needed him also
So now they're getting married
And that's why we're all skating