Everybody needs a Thneed
A fine thing that all people-
You know what we need? For you to stop!
Yeah you s**!
Yeah
Everybody needs a Thneed
A fine thing that all people need
The Thneed is good, the Thneed is great
Let's hope we're not too late
It's a super trendy hat
It's a tightrope for an acrobat
A net for catching bu*terflies
Daily use for exercise
Everybody needs a Thneed
(a Thneed)
A fine thing that all people need
(we need)
Everybody needs a Thneed
(ahhhhhh ahhhhh)
We all agree
(ahhhhh ahhhhhh)
We need the Thneed
(ahhhhhhh ahhhhhh)
We need the Thneed