Look! Professor Angell brings
A strange box of arcane things
Here's a lengthy man*script
And news items that he clipped:
Stories oddly unenlightening
Very strange and vaguely frightening
And, defying disbelief
Here's Wilcox's bas relief!
Look! Professor Angell brings
A metal box of arcane things
Read! his tale of awful dreams
Full of dark and evil themes
Omnipresent eerie sounds
Seem to come from all around
Nightmares of a local artist
Baffling even to the smartest
Written down and drawn quite well;
Do our future they foretell?
Look! Professor Angell brings
A metal box of arcane things
Hear! the tale of poor Legra**e
In a swamp with Spanish moss
Hunting down some Cajun voodoo
He discovered something new:
Cultists mad and homicidal
Dancing round their eldritch idol
Burn it all! Don't even wait
Don't let contents correlate!
Look! Professor Angell brings
A metal box of arcane things