[Verse 1] We were reading comics before we knew each other, baby Fire in my heart, lightning on my lips when I kiss you, baby I don't know about being cool, I don't know about being hot I'm the laughing stock of your affection for what I'm never not (Owww!) [Refrain] I'm a dork for you, baby I'm a nerd for you, lady I'm a goofball for you, cutie I'm a weirdo for you, sweetie I'll do anything with you, just be my hero Save my day, I won't say I'm a zero You've got power, and I've got love You're my equal, we rise above [Verse 2] I'm sorry my voice cracks so much when I try to woo you I'm just eager as hellbent lover's arrows to be your beau I don't know about being macho, but I know how to be a man I'll respect your body by holding you tight when you say I can
[Refrain] I'm a dork for you, baby I'm a nerd for you, lady I'm a goofball for you, cutie I'm a weirdo for you, sweetie I'll do anything with you, just be my hero Save my day, I won't say I'm a zero You've got power, and I've got love You're my equal, we rise above I'm a dork for you, baby I'm a nerd for you, lady I'm a goofball for you, cutie I'm a weirdo for you, sweetie I'll do anything with you, just be my hero Save my day, I won't say I'm a zero You've got power, and I've got love You're my equal, we rise above (Owww!) [Spoken] Ha ha ha This is the least professional song on the [beep] album Whatever All right, rock and roll! Ow!