[Intro]
I heard rumors the Flying Dutchman has been seen around here
[Verse: Lex Starwind & Jon Murdock]
Yeah, I'm back at it, the rat-a-tat-tatter
The gray matter, stray splatter, hit your cake batter
The Duncan Hines, moist Sara Lee recipe
Got these f*ggot wack rap n***as frontin', stressin' me
John Lennon, Yoko Ono
Shave products by men and rock a live Polo
The pale horse rider, sip ale or the lager
Impaled from the llama, Jon 'Dock will rock-a-bye ya
To start a pistol track meet, blow it and go
The hunnid bar dash, Jesse O, Pesci to Joe
Casino big pen bleeding in the studio
Ass cheeks derrière, compared with a booty flow
Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, call movie phone
Didn't bring my b**h but I brought an ill groupie though
Bubblegum pop, s**s co*k, Keith Bazooka Joe
Strips, licks dicks, but no one F'n knew it though
Mitsuru Ka sword slash that a** fast, the Demon Hanzō
Cut you pronto, samurai zone ranger danger for you
Tantō, stainless steel hypodermic
Under the surface, the planet rock, cannon co*ked
Now what you s**ers is worth, b**h? Armor like fifteen, me
Now watch a burst, quick, k**er arm on a tarot card
In your hearse, kid
Spit verses, rip purses from six nurses
Outside the hospital, with a twitch, nervous
The bipolar dime roller, rhyme sculptor, nine holder
Die when I approach ya, time's over
Sandman sleepin', eyes closed, lucid dream state
I fade y'all out, Brutus "the Barber" Beefcake, Rick Moranis
Shop of Horrors, shrunken head status, sets damaged
When I shrunk the kids, they heads vanished
Jolly Ranchers, HEMA bottles, full throttle
b**hes puff Parliaments, body like a model
Ass like an Olympic gymnast, when the hip switched
The year was '96, thinking, "Kid, I gotta hit this"
Pot rocks and Boston baked beans, closet straight fiends
Missed they morning hit, no fix, they straight mean
Need another line, float to Billy Ocean on another dime
Snort from sundown to sunup in the summertime
[Outro: Lex Starwind, Jon Murdock, both]
Yeah, Flying Dutchmen
Dramatic tactics
Motherf**ers, what?
The superhero, no cape on
Flying Dutchmen, yeah
One time, Jon Murdock, Lex Starwind
Nicorette, Nicotine, Nicaragua
Napoleon complex, flex, draw the llama
The Dutchmen, baby, crush mics crazy
French toast, french fries, french tickler
Threw the condom on my sh** then put the dick in her
Drunk driving, k** the b**h, homicide vehicular
Ejected from the whip but took a lot of guys to pick her up
Motherf**ers, Flying Dutchmen