You march to your mailbox on the first
You march to the liquor store to quench your thirst,
You march to your neighbor's house
To buy crack, you march to your sister's room on the way back.
Million Monkey March, you're a f**ing spook
Million Monkey March, you're a f**ing spook
You march to college to fall asleep
You go there for free due to quotas they keep,
You march to Washington
To get on the news,
You mug for the cameras held by the Jews.
Million Monkey March, you're a f**ing spook
Million Monkey March, you're a f**ing spook