[Hook]
You see
Megan f**ing Sir Duli
Don't tell Mia secretly I wanna do Lee
Excuse me
I slipped that b**h a roofie
She woke up in Disneyland banging Donald and Goofy
Oopsie
That b**h tried to seduce me
My dragon entering her f**ing p**y like it's Bruce Lee
Juicy
The f** is all this noise about
I'm tired of all you a**holes put my dick in your mouth
[Verse 1]
Tuesday, Friday, mysteries of sorrow sh**
No asking questions you gotta learn when to follow sh**
Talk about your feelings?
We can do that sh** tomorrow b**h
Get a gla** of water cause you gonna learn to swallow b**h
Gulp
s**ing dick for scholarships
Told me she won't give me any head
Sleepy Hollow sh**
[Hook]
You see
Megan f**ing Sir Duli
Don't tell Mia secretly I wanna screw Lee
Excuse me
I slipped that b**h a roofie
She woke up in Disneyland banging Donald and Goofy
Oopsie
That b**h tried to seduce me
My dragon entering her f**ing p**y like it's Bruce Lee
Juicy
The f** is all this noise about
I'm tired of all you a**holes put my dick in your mouth
[Verse 2]
Tall and handsome, f**ing German dipsh**
Jigs can stick his microscopic dick into my dick slit
First pick playing AD carry and he get a crit sh**
First time playing frisbee grabbing on to her left tit sh**
Sir Daj?
Lilo and Stich sh**
That's that take her home then f** her quick and rub her clit sh**
[Hook]
You see
Megan f**ing Sir Duli
Don't tell Mia secretly I wanna screw Lee
Excuse me
I slipped that b**h a roofie
She woke up in Disneyland banging Donald and Goofy
Oopsie
That b**h tried to seduce me
My dragon entering her f**ing p**y like it's Bruce Lee
Juicy
The f** is all this noise about
I'm tired of all you a**holes put my dick in your mouth
[Verse 3]
Ardee on Zed, keeps on f**ing juking me
Raps more toxic than the League of Legends community
Science Scholar with this artistry all this creative juice in me
Feeling like Trillanes in the f**ing Oakwood mutiny
f**
I'm always under public scrutiny
What the f** did going to this school even do to me
[Hook]
You see
Megan f**ing Sir Duli
Don't tell Mia secretly I wanna screw Lee
Excuse me
I slipped that b**h a roofie
She woke up in Disneyland f**ing Donald and Goofy
Oopsie
That b**h tried to seduce me
My dragon breathing fire into her p**y like it's Bruce Lee
Juicy
The f** is all this noise about
*choking noises*
I put my dick in her mouth
[Outro-skit]
Vape God: Bro, anong magandang regalo
Johnny Bibimbap: Depende bro, para sa babae o lalaki?
Vape God: Para sa bakla
Kuya Jam: Sa bakla?
Vape God: Oo
Kuya Jam: Eto oh, lubricant. Marami kaming ganyan
*Hysterical laughter*