Pa** it on!
[Dizzy Dustin]
Many years ago, I was ten years old
We used to play a game that you all should know
It's really very simple, in the form of a song
Just say a couple lines then pa** it on
[Andy Cooper]
Here we go
Eenie-meanie-weenie, pa-pa-ooh-mou-mou
I can't wait for later, got to get down now
A pow wow with my Injuns, I got thin shins
And feet so big they look like swim fins
[Dizzy Dustin]
I'm going down in history
With a bad attitude like Mr. T
So I "Pity the fool" that would get with me
And when my money's gone, I'll pawn my j**elry
[Andy Cooper]
On I'm fire like a bonfire, making you melt
Yell help and I'll grab my utility belt
I'm delicious and nutritious like a toasted oat
And if you forget, I left you a Post-it note
[Dizzy Dustin] + (Andy Cooper)
Yeah, I'll put the flame on the batter till it's chicken fried
Well, I'm never watered down like a Slip 'n Slide
You didn't know, (Go ask you mom)
{What did you say?} pa** it on
[Hook]
(Pa** it on)
Pa** it on, pa** it on
Pa** it on, pa** it on, pa** it on
(What did you say?) pa** it on
[Andy Cooper]
I got my girl a gla** of milk and an Oreo
Told her that I really wanna be her Romeo
Wrote her a letter from Albuquerque, New Mexico
With an X and O, and an X and O
[Dizzy Dustin]
If you're a fat girl who does step aerobics
Or a rave chick who holds up the glowsticks
I wanna move from my bachelor pad
And settle down like a sitcom actor dad
[Andy Cooper]
Man, I made plans to build the next Graceland
Get fat and expand my waistband
Save the weight loss, great for Kate Moss
More potatoes and please pa** the steak sauce
[Dizzy Dustin]
I move fast so I'm hard to hit
Like a seven ten split as I laugh and sit
On a limb with a grin like Cheshire Cat
You caught the slingshot, I laugh and fire back
[Andy Cooper] + (Dizzy Dustin)
I gotta get away and leave all my pet peeves
(Finish up and we're out like "Check please!")
Before we go, (If you wanna sing along)
Everybody c'mon and say pa** it on
[Hook]
(Pa** it on!)
Pa** it on, pa** it on
Pa** it on, pa** it on, pa** it on
(What did you say?) Pa** it on
*Young Einstein scratches and cuts*
Pa** it on, pa** it on
(Listen close) Pa** it on, pa** it on
Pa** it on, pa** it on