I've always had a pair of ma**ive tits
You can see them from Northwich
But out in the town with mates
Men never want me prostrate
They go for Donna and Louise
I'm not a minger, it's plain to see
And I'm not built like Lisa Riley
And I'd have any boy
With a dick like a saveloy
You'd fancy Donna and Louise
Maybe he's out there in town tonight
The voice in my head tells me, "Is he sh**e?"
I need a boyfriend
Not sloppy seconds
They all want Donna and Louise
They fancy Donna and Louise
Leo, Libra and Pisces
Black or white or Mongolese
I'm not fussed about herpes
Just don't come near me with knob cheese
No, no, no
Don't come near me with knob cheese