...two, three, four
They should put me in the movies
Fix my teeth and change my name
Destined for fame and fortune and award show buzz
Don't they know who I thought I was
They should put me in the movies
...two, three, four
They should put me in the ballgame
They should put me on second base
Count on me in the three-two count
Let me make my family proud
They should put me in the ballgame
...two, three, four
They should put me in the White House
Make sure we're all treated the same
Tearing all those walls apart
Fill the whole damn world with art
They should put me in the White House
...two, three, four
They should put me in an airplane
Straighten out and fly it right
I'd take you all around
Put you right back on the ground
They should put me in an airplane
...two, three, four
They should put me in the movies
They should put me in the movies
They should put me in the game
In the White House
Or on a plane
They should put me in the movies
They should put me in the movies