Cause I remember when I saw you on the first day
On your video with you and f**ing nurse Dre
Looking whiter than some mutha f**in Yoplait
I knew you wanted to be Black in the worst way
You with the Black dudes walking and you talking it
Bet they were filling up that a** with milky chocolate
Now come is dripping off your a** like it's white gravy
Oh yeah sorry bout your moms Mr crack baby
I bet she's proud that you're trying to be Black though
I'm feeling sorry for that mutha f**in crack ho
The truth is that you know that she knows the deal
I think you're scared cause you know that she knows the real
Mr Eminem sweeter than a candy bag
Mr. Eminem you in the f**ing closet f*g
I know the truth and I know your f**ing game
And I don't give a f** what's your muthaf**in name!
Chorus 2x
My Name Is, My Name Is, Mr. sh** Stainy What The f** You Talking Bout?
My Name Is, My Name Is, Mr. Stick A Big Dick In Your f**ing Mouth!
Think you can fool me, no not till Hell freeze
I know that D12 equals out to 12 Ds'
That's 12 dicks in the muthaf**ing house for ya
That's 12 dicks in the muthaf**in mouth for ya
So is it true that you blondes have the most fun
So is it true that you blondes s** the most cum
The next time you're with the white kids at your venue
Now you can brag you got a whole lot of black up in you
Your blonde b**h a** looking like Marsha Brady
But every 3-dollar crack ho is slim and shady
Trying to play it hard but you know you're soft and gushy
You want to k** your baby mama cause you're scared of p**y
Stop whining Mr. b**h get your rap on
You're only mad cause she took your f**ing strap on
I know the truth and I know your f**ing game
And I don't give a f** what's your muthaf**in name!
Chorus
Maybe you and me can meet up in the alley way
I'll bring the weed and you can bring the Alize
And we can try to talk and figure what this hatings bout
Sit on my lap and we can see what you can straighten out
Bounce up and down on my dick while we drink and smoke
And you can tell your funny jokes while you're getting poked
Cause you a funny boy always trying to joke around
Cause you a funny boy, h*mo the f**ing clown
So will the real Slim Shady please stand up quick
But you don't wanna cause your knees s**ing dick
So who's that kid that takes it up the f**ing bu*t
It's plain Eminem with no muthaf**in nuts
Remember next time that you wanna diss a f*g
That I got something for your a** Mr. trailer trash
I know the truth and I know your f**ing game
And I don't give a f** what's your mutha f**ing name!