[Hook: Devin The Dude]
I'mma stop putting my thing up in ya b**h if ya don't stop calling me
Every hour on the hour, motherf**er can't ya tell ya bother me
I'm smoking, drinking, making ma p**y, not necessarily yours
So just leave me alone for a minute, I finna f** with a few of these hores
[Verse 1: Too Short]
I met this b**h, her name was Lucy
She's a Twitter stalking, Facebook groupie
She loves dogs so I nicknamed her Poop
One day she wants me and the next day it's Snoop
She keeps posting pics
Cause Lucy, she love to stroke them dicks
She got that "feel good" energy
And a whole lot of nasty memories
I never should have did, what I did with the b**h
Cause now, I can't get rid of the b**h
She's throwing up my phone sending texts and e-mails
All about her dreams of having s** with females
Come swapping in a threesome?
But that ain't what I want, that's what she wants
I keep telling her to leave me alone
b**h won't stop calling ma phone, b**h
[Hook]
[Verse 2: 50 Cent]
I should have never f**ed that freaky b**h
Now I be on some geeky sh**
She keep calling, and calling
Man that b**h is a stalker
First I want my a** licked, then I need my toes licked
Soon as the b**h think she done she done I come up with some more sh**
I can't have a square b**h
No I need a rare b**h
No gag reflex, no ring, no marriage
I'm super, yeah I'm Superman, see me I need a Supergirl
Go super low and give a n***a some super fel**tio
And if I'm soft it's her fault
It's her job to get me hard
My dicks the bishop, it help a b**h find God
Church, Keep it rainin' on my hoes
And tailor sh** on my back everywhere I go
That paper keep it flowing in
There she go again
Look b**h, you working my last nerves
I have to go to therapy, I can not longer f** with you
What you and I had was a flash, shawty I've had enough of you
[Hook]
[Verse 3: Twista]
When you looking at her body you gon wanna up get with her because the b**h a banger
Big swag, a socialite, easily clickin' with strangers
Never really know her when you get to meet her cause she was so thick and you thinking she was the bomb first
Ask what she do, she say she do promo for concerts
But she don't wanna listen, gotta be at every party I'm at
Running and rubbing yo buddy all on the rack, why you all over a motherf**er like that?
All these flaws make a n***a pause with the words
Got the draws but now I'm feeling like I'm f**ing with two other birds
For the urge, got a ... but I can't get out, so shoot me
Now the b**h all on the internet stalking me, that's what I get for f**ing with a groupie
All I could do is smoke a Lucy
.... b**h, how does she know?
But all I know:
Betta be the binnest if you f**ing with her, cause she could be a ho
Nah, let me put it in retrospect
Reminiscin' with shocka, go back up time and intercept yo s**
Now what you all in the my window with my two do' fo'?
Mama you get on my nerves, I thought you know I ain't f**ing you no' mo'
[Hook]
[Bridge: Devin The Dude]
I know you miss this dick
I know you really miss it miss
You wanna hug it, wanna rub it, wanna kiss it
I know you miss this dick
I know you really miss it miss
You wanna hug it, wanna rub it, wanna kiss it
I know you miss this dick
I know you really miss it miss
You wanna hug it, wanna rub it, wanna kiss it