(Verse)
Better watch out, here comes the slasher
Bash your head against the wall, just 'cause
I'm a k**er, rumor's realer than the
Devil in my mirror, chop off body parts and fill up
The turkey, and for dessert is the children
I'm willingly, k**ing see, the k**ing is making me feel
Good, great, got no hate, I decide your fate
Cut your face, embrace me as a God okay
I just murder people, you may have heard of
Me before, "Fossil Fuel”, I just grab the butcher knife
And run right at you, and snap your life
Slice you in half, and just laugh at it
Demonic on the rhymes, bring hell on it
All the idiotic sh** you doing is making me satanic
There's my machete, just gonna grab it
And slash this b**h, aim at your head and stab it
Pick up this shovel and bang my moms head
Just like Norman Bates, welcome you at the gate
Of the motel, make yourself like home
In here there's no hope
You're just gonna get your throat cut
So what if you die, you're just a s*ut
And you already know, this is the horror show
It's here where the evil grows
It's here where I slash f*ggots and hoes
Laugh at your whacky bros
Who think they're hard when everybody knows
That they're not, if they're tough than
You haven't met me and what I think about
I'm the one who sticks blades through your mouth
I'm the one who makes your little sister to shout
I'm the one who hide in your house
And come out in the last act and slice
Murder someone's wife, take everyone's life
I'm the psychopath, I cause the bloodbath
I'm the one who lifts the mask
But you already know, because this is the horror show
I'm spectacular, living on the blood from Dracula
Eating Hannibal Lecter, I cause the ma**acre
Strangle the janitor, blow up the land of Canada
Rape Hannah Montana, and laugh at her
Next on my calendar is splatter the pa**engers
On this plane, bring out your caliber
This who*e got away, I better catch her
You already know I'm the slasher, so
You should know by now that this is the horror show