[Intro]
Can you feel fails?
Oh no
[Verse 1]
In the year known as 20-13
I was compared to a pea
(Is that even failing?)
Justin transformed due to Mack
In the original TUA3
(Is that even failing?)
[PreChorus]
The grammar in the original TUA
Was so goddamn terrible
We needed to rewrite it (oh no)
And Totodilia attracted some haters
Removing Buddy's lips caused controversy!
[Chorus]
Oh no, I'm tired of all this dumb sh**
Oh no, still tired of all this dumb sh**
Oh no, all these failures are just dumb sh**
Stories full of hate, they attract controversy
Oh no, I'm tired of all this dumb sh**
You better try to come on and stop all this failin'
Zack First should try to help me stop all this failin'
Some of it is his, but the rest - blame it on me
[Verse 2]
Gojidile found a VHS on his porch
So he played it - it was torture
(Is that even failing?)
It seems that a new series is coming
But it's delayed 'til the near future
(Is that even failing?)
[PreChorus]
It seems that there is problems
In writing 'bout these changes
TFs can be unrealistic (oh no)
Year 3000 is ridiculous
Because there's no science in it!
[Chorus]
Oh no, I'm tired of all this dumb sh**
Oh no, still tired of all this dumb sh**
Oh no, all these failures are just dumb sh**
Stories full of hate, they attract controversy
Oh no, I'm tired of all this dumb sh**
You better try to come on and stop all this failin'
Zack First should try to help me stop all this failin'
Some of it is his, but the rest - blame it on me
[Bridge]
(And when I try)
(And when I write)
(And when I cry)
(And when they die)
Hi Zack First, let's write it again
Help write it again
That story was bad
That story was bad, terrible
And we should remake it fully
Why did you have to have broken gear, Darmsy?
Don't use it, or Jake'll stalk you
Why did you have to keep using it?
Why can't I
Why can't I just try to rewrite
Why can't we just try to rewrite
Why can't we just again rewrite
Never try to rewrite again, this is perfect
OH NO
I think we ruined it
I think we need to replace Mackle with Mack
And we forgot Justindile, Flare and Darmsy
Here it comes, another rewrite!
[Chorus]
Oh no, I'm tired of all this dumb sh**
Oh no, still tired of all this dumb sh**
Oh no, all these failures are just dumb sh**
Stories full of hate, they attract controversy
Oh no, I'm tired of all this dumb sh**
You better try to come on and stop all this failin'
Zack First should try to help me stop all this failin'
Failures are failures, do you agree?