[Verse 1] I get a text from my crush, I open it up it reads “My parents gone for the weekend, you should come chill with me.” “ight bet” I respond to the text message Exactly what I been needing, ‘cause all week I been stressin' Finish playing Madden, I'm mad now, my mom done asked me To finish up work from cla** and then after that take the trash to the curb She on my nerves, but I'm done in a half hour Then text her I'm on my way, as I'm steppin' into the shower Busting a freestyle as the water exits the- Timeout Pause, cut the beat this shampoo is burning my eyes out Whoa, but anyways I dry off and make my selection of clothes My favorite shirt and these Jordans, just might impress her Closing the dresser, she sent a message it reads “HURRY UP!”, but lucky for me, she only live down the street So I'm sliding into my retros, popping myself a Mento's Speeding and skipping steps, twist the knob open and let go Close it, open my phone and shove headphones into my ears As I'm shuffling through my music, what song do I wanna hear? As I'm walking, stuck in my phone and this Drizzy Drake that I'm bumping And dancing then, I ain't notice the car coming. (BLAM!) [Verse 2] Headlights flash, as I moonwalk down the street If I die, well, then I'm a legend. I'm focusing on one thing Which tune should I listen to? Still scrolling through all my tracks Unplugging my headphones, close the door when I come back Full sprint up the flight of steps almost trip when I hit the top Spit a mint back in my hand as I'm kicking my shoes off Good thing she don't live far, ‘cause the message told me to ‘hurry' The phone removing the message, my vision becoming blurry I'm feeling good, I'm removing my favorite fit
Hang it up, my body perspirates automatically gets wet Eyes clearing, as the shampoo travels back to my head Water enters the nozzle, I spit a rhyme, I forget But anyways, my last text had said that I'm coming Spent half an hour cleaning and work ‘cause my mama bugging Pull the trash to my driveway, do homework and then it happened I turn on my PS4 and I'm starting a game of Madden Between work and this high school life I been stressed out Delete the ‘ight bet', message I sent out Read the text turn off my cell phone screen Just to find out my crush the one that made my hotline bling. (BLAM!) [Verse 3] It's 6 A.M., so I'm watching the sun setting Stomach still full from last night when I made breakfast Elbows dry ‘cause I overdosed on my lotion It's the middle of the summer, so outside it was snowing I stepped outside and came close to having a heatstroke Kids was playing football, I watched him miss both his free throws Licensed to ill, so when I sneeze it's illegal That's why I'm ANTiSxCiAL and always talking to people Geez, congratulated by all the haters on Twitter First meal of the day, I see mama cooking us dinner I'm wide awake so I took a nap on the sofa Then drank a slice of pizza, while eating a Coca-Cola Homeless man was shivering, ‘cause it was so warm out The sky was clear I could tell it was about to storm out And it was scary, so everybody was laughing Stevie Wonder could tell you, he watched the whole thing happen Later in the day, so I'm taking you back in time When I got the Nobel Prize ‘cause I just commited crime And you can always trust me, I'll tell you nothing but lies And then a fish drowned that was the most normal day of my life