[Verse 1]
I get a text from my crush, I open it up it reads
“My parents gone for the weekend, you should come chill with me.”
“ight bet” I respond to the text message
Exactly what I been needing, ‘cause all week I been stressin'
Finish playing Madden, I'm mad now, my mom done asked me
To finish up work from cla** and then after that take the trash to the curb
She on my nerves, but I'm done in a half hour
Then text her I'm on my way, as I'm steppin' into the shower
Busting a freestyle as the water exits the- Timeout
Pause, cut the beat this shampoo is burning my eyes out
Whoa, but anyways I dry off and make my selection of clothes
My favorite shirt and these Jordans, just might impress her
Closing the dresser, she sent a message it reads
“HURRY UP!”, but lucky for me, she only live down the street
So I'm sliding into my retros, popping myself a Mento's
Speeding and skipping steps, twist the knob open and let go
Close it, open my phone and shove headphones into my ears
As I'm shuffling through my music, what song do I wanna hear?
As I'm walking, stuck in my phone and this Drizzy Drake that I'm bumping
And dancing then, I ain't notice the car coming. (BLAM!)
[Verse 2]
Headlights flash, as I moonwalk down the street
If I die, well, then I'm a legend. I'm focusing on one thing
Which tune should I listen to? Still scrolling through all my tracks
Unplugging my headphones, close the door when I come back
Full sprint up the flight of steps almost trip when I hit the top
Spit a mint back in my hand as I'm kicking my shoes off
Good thing she don't live far, ‘cause the message told me to ‘hurry'
The phone removing the message, my vision becoming blurry
I'm feeling good, I'm removing my favorite fit
Hang it up, my body perspirates automatically gets wet
Eyes clearing, as the shampoo travels back to my head
Water enters the nozzle, I spit a rhyme, I forget
But anyways, my last text had said that I'm coming
Spent half an hour cleaning and work ‘cause my mama bugging
Pull the trash to my driveway, do homework and then it happened
I turn on my PS4 and I'm starting a game of Madden
Between work and this high school life I been stressed out
Delete the ‘ight bet', message I sent out
Read the text turn off my cell phone screen
Just to find out my crush the one that made my hotline bling. (BLAM!)
[Verse 3]
It's 6 A.M., so I'm watching the sun setting
Stomach still full from last night when I made breakfast
Elbows dry ‘cause I overdosed on my lotion
It's the middle of the summer, so outside it was snowing
I stepped outside and came close to having a heatstroke
Kids was playing football, I watched him miss both his free throws
Licensed to ill, so when I sneeze it's illegal
That's why I'm ANTiSxCiAL and always talking to people
Geez, congratulated by all the haters on Twitter
First meal of the day, I see mama cooking us dinner
I'm wide awake so I took a nap on the sofa
Then drank a slice of pizza, while eating a Coca-Cola
Homeless man was shivering, ‘cause it was so warm out
The sky was clear I could tell it was about to storm out
And it was scary, so everybody was laughing
Stevie Wonder could tell you, he watched the whole thing happen
Later in the day, so I'm taking you back in time
When I got the Nobel Prize ‘cause I just commited crime
And you can always trust me, I'll tell you nothing but lies
And then a fish drowned that was the most normal day of my life