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I've got a friend that lives with me
My friend's name is Nobody
Nobody plays with me, Nobody loves me
I've got a friend that you can't see
My friend's name is Nobody
Nobody listens, Nobody cares
One day while playing baseball outside
He broke the window then ran off to hide
My mom came out and she asked me
"Who did this?"
I said, "Nobody."
Nobody believed me, mom said I lied
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We talk under the covers late at night
After I have gone to bed
Turned out the light
My dad came in and he asked me
"Who ya talkin' to?"
I said, "Nobody."
Nobody listens, dad says be quiet
Nobody sure gets me in trouble
For Nobody I take a lot of blame
But if Nobody's gonna be my friend
I sure wish he'd get another name
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Nobody listens, Nobody cares
Nobody listens, Nobody cares