There's two sides to every tale
One that sticks and one female
Dulcinea, fan of Slayer
Duct tape smile in the middle of Iowa
Dulcinea now two months older
Getting pushed in a duct tape stroller
When she grows, she will know
Duct tape's why she turned out so
Held together down to earth
Unaware of endless worth
To adhere is to adhese
Duct tape traps for catching geese
When your goose flies away
Duct tape wings so that he stays
Foul will fear the human hand but duct tape helps them understand..
As a kid 'nea was smart
She taped her wallet to her heart
Duct tape always kept her safe and held her hard earned cash in place
Hold me close, tape me to you
Tape my head down to my shoes
Stick yourself in my leg hair so that you're with me everywhere..
Dark and light, it's alright
Tape my windows late at night
To keep those bugs off my throat and keep them off my duct tape coat