First you decieve me, then you want to see me
Sleep with me, what the hell is that
Last night you wanted to k** me, but today you want to feel me
Feel me up, in your pick-up truck
And I, don't know what to do
Cause I'd rather be gay then go out with you
And I, I'm not your friend
Cause I'd rather be gay than go out with you again
Please go away
So what will you do tommorrow, when I tell you I'm a h*mo
Will you laugh at me, Will you run away
And I'll call you a bigot, cause you'll call me a f*got
And I'll tell all your yuppie coffee house friends, that you're a h*mophobe and you hate gays
And I, don't know what to do
Cause I'd rather be gay then go out with you
And I don't want, to be your friend
Cause I'd rather be gay than go out with you again
Please shave your legs..