[Verse 1]
I want to f** a dog in the a**
He Wants to f** a dog in the a**
I want to f** a dog
That's right kids
I Tried to f** your mom in the a**
Tried to f** your dad in the a**
Could only find the dog
And it's a**
[Chorus]
We Want to f** a dog in the a**[x2]
We want to f** a dog
[Verse 2]
I Tried to f** a f**ing pirate in the a**
Ar, me and me first mate ya scurvy cur
Tried to f** a f**in' pirate
But I found the dog
Ar, that was no pirate man, that was thy own sister
(It's a Mexican pirate)
[Chorus]
[Outro]
f** you!