[Intro: GP]
Ayo what up girl? Yo, nah.. nah we..we can chill in the back we can chill in the back... I know he's... I know he's gonna follow us the whole way. Yeah this is me special closet *laughs* Yeah, you know.. we're just gonna chill. Just for a little bit not for too long. I gotta be home at like 5 anyways
[Verse 1: King Caexar]
Beer darts and pong, leotards and thongs, queer hearts in song nothing could ever go wrong
This night belongs to us baby so lets elope and abscond
Your daddy driving me crazy he won't leave us alone
f** what he says baby this is where you belong
Certain things in this life we should never prolong
Don't even think twice about it when you grabbing this schlong
I ain't trying to be daunt but if you just wanna bond, i can take you down by pond
We can have a picnic eat a couple of croissants
I might pull out this big dick let you beat it like gongs
If you trying to sip it, then drink dumb till ya blonde
I'm just trying to stick it like duct tape and I'm gone
Use to be that misfit that older kids use to taunt
I'm just trying to hit it and smoke on a bong
When i f**, its like a speech, i get deep and I last really long
[Hook: King Caexar]
n***a forget about ya son, n***a forget about son
I said forget about your son, unload a gun on the c*nt, n***a this is what you want (x2)
[Interlude: GP]
Ayo look listen we came all the way back here, how the f** you gonna tell me that you don't s** dick? What the f** you mean you never done this sh** befo... g..get on your f**ing knees b**h
[Verse 2: King Caexar]
I got that duck dodger dick, I'm going far and beyond
She don't even try to spit when i feed my spawn
And everything she swallow is dark as some coffee that's strong
A little boring with this topic, so lets just move it along
I use to be that shallow kid that was shy and withdrawn, hollow as some wafer sticks and empty ice cream cones
Was always down like retarded kids with trisomy syndrome
My faith was as clear as conversations with Sylvester Stallone
But now I'm shining like a n***a with Vaseline skin tone
That's why I'm planning to bone a chromosome in raven Simone
I'm never sagging like b**hes with silicone breastbone
Unless it's mamma smacking this bony a** with the belt buckle chrome
Sticks and stones never break bones when guns are drawn
I'm beating n***as to the punch like date rapist at prom
And treating b**hes to lunch with McDonald's coupons
I ain't even cheap, just naturally non nonchalant
So blast coup-de-vent, I'm here to mow the lawn, snakes in the gra**, Ramon but i don't say patron
Watch me disappear quicker than a Toblerone, whenever an overweight b**hes mouth starts to foam....
[Hook]
[Outro: GP]
Yo listen, I know that this sh** is what you wanted from the beginning.. Don''t you act like you didn't get no good dick. Yeah it's all good we could keep it a secret if you want. Yeah.. you know, yeah I could f** you on Tuesday just.. just don't call me though because my phone's outta service whenever a side b**h gives me a call so.. yeah I've got pretty bad credit so.. yeah yeah, just make sure you don't call me.. Imma call you. Okay bye