Mr Right went shopping on one Wednesday afternoon
He had his Save the Ozone "T" shirt on
He wore it proudly as he filled his bags
With soya milk and friendly soap
And wore his smug smile in the shopping queue
Mr Right went home that night aboard his lead-free car
The one with Save the Dolphins stickers on
And as he put away his shopping he made a cup of tea
Smiled happily he didn't think that anyone had seen
But watch out it's the vegan police
And we don't want any fuss
We saw what you put in your basket today
And you're going to have to come with us, sir
You're going to have to come with us
Mr Right put up no fight the pacifist he is
He just sat down and let them search his house
And in the kitchen they pulled out drawers
And emptied out the cupboards they discovered
Honey in his cereal
Watch out it's the vegan police
And we don't want any fuss
We saw what you put in your basket today
And you're going to have to come with us, sir
You're going to have to come with us
Mr Right whose true identity we sharn't reveal
Has learned a useful lesson from this day
And when he goes to town he shops around
And double checks his contents and
I think his righteous smile has gone away
Watch out it's the vegan police
And we don't want any fuss
We saw what you put in your basket today
And you're going to have to come with us
You're going to have to come with us
Watch out it's the vegan police
And we don't want any fuss
We saw what you put in your basket today
And you're going to have to come with us, sir
You're going to have to come with us, sir
You're going to have to come with us