[Intro]
Okay, kiddies
Gather round it's storytime!
Get on your laps, focus on me
Focus on my words, and utilize your imagination
Because this story, is something that you've never heard before
So just sit back and listen, immerse yourself
Yeah
[Verse 1]
Once upon a time in a faraway land
Where everything was so extravagant and grand
There lied a kid, who was automatically a prince
Because his parents was top royalty and sh**
He believed he could fly, way high to the sky
Talk to animals and didn't even know why...
When he held his arms across, and ran across the hall
He slip on a stair and his face broke his fall
And the animals didn't help, they just scratched him all over the place
Now his face was red and bloody
Because he acted like a dummy, trying to think inside his own mind
That he could do this stuff like all the time
In fantasyland, sh** is very forgiving
Because you're in the delusion that you can do anything
But when you try in real life, you will just f**ing fall
Because you didn't have the ability to do the ball
[Hook]
Fantasyland, where dreams come true
Fantasyland, where you can f**ing do...
Anything that you want to...
If you set your mind to it then you can f**ing do
Fantasyland, where dreams come true
Fantasyland, where you can f**ing do...
Anything you set your mind to...
Because if you do it, then that's what you do...
[Verse 2]
You that his parents would be above the young lad
But instead they're in the same Fantasyland...
As him, because they thought they were completely royal
When in actuality they were just as spoiled
Not eating with utensils but their god damn hands
And that got the sophisticated people completely mad
So they got thrown out of dinners and banquets and balls
Because they didn't know how to do it, at all
Therefore the family is completely messed up
All they did was taught the kid to press their luck
They didn't teach him any actual sk**s
Because they didn't have any to pay their bills
That's why their castle is in complete neglect
And; they get lots of disrespect
From many of their peers, even their uncles and queers
Don't know how they're going to handle it over here
[Hook]
Fantasyland, where dreams come true
Fantasyland, where you can f**ing do...
Anything that you want to...
If you set your mind to it then you can f**ing do
Fantasyland, where dreams come true
Fantasyland, where you can f**ing do...
Anything you set your mind to...
Because if you do it, then that's what you do...
[Verse 3]
I'm going to give you this little twist
This land we're standing on, was created by a wish
From the people to a wizard because their economy fizzled
And they couldn't handle the potential blizzard
So they migrated en ma**e to the land where the trees are green
Lakes are prestine, everything is as it seems
Everything was fine then the wizard got pissed off
Because nobody ever, payed him off
For the work that he done so he reversed it son
Now the tree has no leave, and the dirt is brown it seems...
That we're destined to repeat the same thing...
Over and over again because they never had a friend...
To help them out except in fantasyland
Where they believe they can do, anything god damn
Why the f** can't we get ourselves out of our minds
Because we need to escape, all of the time. The end
[Hook]
Fantasyland, where dreams come true
Fantasyland, where you can f**ing do...
Anything that you want to...
If you set your mind to it then you can f**ing do
Fantasyland, where dreams come true
Fantasyland, where you can f**ing do...
Anything you set your mind to...
Because if you do it, then that's what you do...