Its no joke, being stony broke Canʼt afford no tinsel for the tree I know i should buy a christmas pud, but i ain't got no money We all get the itch, to be filthy rich I knew that i would never make a mint For sure i am poor, but i never thought iʼd be this skint Do we wanna party, nooooo Do we wanna celebrate Do we wanna party, nooooo Do you wanna celebrate, we don't wanna celebrate Christmas Chorus: Here comes a credit crunch christmas a credit crunch
Oh no mistletoe, crackers or a turkey oh Here comes a credit crunch christmas a credit crunch Gloomy locked in, blue till boxinʼ day Carol singers, thereʼs nowt worse Sittinʼ in the dark and penniless Knockinʼ at the door, can't take anymore, iʼm gonna k** good King wenceslas Heatings off, nothing left to scoff I darednt turn the fairy lights on It s**s when ya stuck in a christmas recession Chorus, guitar bit and stuff Now