I felt like a snack in the middle of the night I crept down stairs for a nibble and a bite, ooee ooee A crash beyond the kitchen door Told me that it was back for more, ooee ooee You might o' guessed, I am possessed I really must insist May I suggest invest in an exorcist. [Chorus:] Help me, oo ee oo ee, believe me
geist ooo ooo poltergeist ooo ooo where's he?... in the pantry. I went goose pimplyfied No where to run, no where to hide, for me I was sceptical before But a pantry poltergeist I saw here to stay. [Chorus:] [Guitar time] You might o' guessed... [Chorus] & In the pantry...Poltergeist... END