Frankie says that he's got vertigo He says this everytime he leaves the pub, blotto. Backaches, bellyaches, earaches & migrains Frankie's life is misery & full of aches n' pains. [Chorus:] FRANKIE'S GOT THE BLUES.. FRANKIE'S NEUROTIC, HE'S ALWAYS FEELING PIG SICK FRANKIE'S GOT THE BLUES.. YOU WILL HAVE TO EXCUSE, FRANKIE'S GOT THE BLUES Frankie sneezes once then goes to bed "I've got double pneumonia" Frankie said
Frankie lives in the doctors surgery Everytime he has a shave he waits in casualty [Chorus]... [Guitar Bit] "They say I am a hypercondriac", CONDRIAC CONDRIAC "But I have got Yellow fever, that's a fact" A blue bottle landed on Frankie's head, FRANKIE'S HEAD... FRANKIE'S HEAD "Right, that's it, I've got Malaria I'll soon be dead". [Chorus]