Oh quarter to five we were barely alive we were hungry, three weeks we've been together through wet and rainy weather, we were c, c, c, cold, oh out on the trek of a hotel to check in that night but we knew we'de done wrong from the stink and the pong & the feeling that something wasn't right... [Chorus:] We were quick quick quick, ooooh, oooh Hotel Quentin Hotel Hell we were quick to quit the Quentin A place you shouldn't have went in we were quick quick quick, ooooh, oooh, it's crap here we could tell,
we were quick to quit the Quentin a night we should have spent in another Hotel. That evening we felt bad twas the dinner that we had, at Hotel Quentin... at the breakfast we won't show up, coz we don't want to throw up anymore, and we knew we'de done wrong from the stink and the pong & the feeling that something wasn't right... [Chorus] on your honeymoon or on your holiday, you're gonna need a place to stay take our advice the Quentin is not nice, if you see the Hotel Quentin stay away... [Chorus]