We all believed that Neville was a f f f fine lad but when we go to know him better Neville drove us mad. Neville is a bighead Neville is a pain Neville is a pratt without a brain [Chorus:] What a wally, what a burk he sticks out like a sore thumb he's a wally, he's a jerk nobody can be as dumb Neville's a hopeless case he can never pull a bird Neville's thick and he's got a pig face Neville is a nutter, Neville is nerd oh Neville is a nutter, Neville is.... Neville is a nerd. Neville gets on your wick Neville is a moron
Neville makes you sick oh Neville is a Neville is a nerd Oh Neville's wearing Aramus and a little touch of Brut, he thinks he will pick up a chick in his white trendy suit, sungla**es in the disco Nev can't see too clear he's such a burk, he trips and spills his beer [Chorus] Neville's nice to all the girls but it's just a bluff Neville thinks he's Jack the lad but he's just a trendy puff. He says he's been to Tenerife and he knows Simon le Bon, but it's a codswallop coz Neville is a con [Chorus]