INTRO: This is the story of a dog y'all A famous dog, a nasty dog, a dirty dog A stanky dog, a status dog a horny dog Check it out y'all Here it comes (hit it) its the horny man VERSE 1: A one two mic check it I come to get naked So can you get wit it hey honey can I hit it Cause I'm the horny man and I love to hit skins And I got a jim hat so its safe to go in Gettin hot like a toasta posin on your posta Come and take a ride on my love roller coaster Swimmin in women divin like scuba I'm hittin mad skins like my man grand puma Everybody loves me cause I got a lot of flavor Plus I'm best known for my s**ual behavior I'm hung like a hanger the green weed slanger And like the Hip Squad I'm a status head banger Addictive like a drug all you need is a hug And you can be loved So honey catch the vibe cause its the one to be on With more nick names then neon Deon Sanders Prime time comin from Atlanta I'm comin out the mission like the great Santana So now I'm gettin hyped I want to be like Mike And never met a female that I didn't like
Cause I treat them like a prostitute You know I knock the boots And if their man steps up then I'm quick to shoot I'm always packin never lackin when I'm mackin I come for reala you actin like you crackin Kickin lots of flavor call me Flavormackaliscous And I keep a lot of b**hes cause they say that I'm delicious I'm dipin divin and stir it up like coffee Sure your mr. salty but your girlfriend won't get off me Cause I'm hard like a rock tearin up the block With a 9m Glock and a ten foot co*k Produce dope hits I love big tits Plus I'm all that and a hot bowl of grits Weigh a buck and three quarters So fathers hid your daughters Cause I'm runnin through them like my name is Ricky Waters I'm a dip and groove and do a spin move real smooth But I ain't got sh** to prove Gettin love at the pub like Sam Malone And I make a b**h moan when its time to bone Cause I melt them like bu*ter word to your mother And you know I want to get blunted my brother 22 grams much love to the clan Peace out from the mother f**in horny man