Humpty dumpty sat on the wall,
Humpty dumpty had a great fall, and
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put humpty together again
Humpty dumpty and betty louise, well,
Stole a sony and some camembert cheese
And she said "humpty baby, ah, take me,
Ooh yeah, take me to the river
'cause i like the way it runs, yeah,
Take me to the river, ah,
You know i like the way it runs, yeah"
He said, "ah, ooh, ev'rything's going my way"
He said "maybe it's my lucky day"
I said, "oh, anything you want i can give"
She said, "i want to take your picture, mm, just for me"
He said, "anything"
She said, "up there, baby, get on the wall, babe, ah"
Humpty dumpty sat on the wall,
Looked at her as he was falling, and
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put humpty together again
Hey, betty louise, betty louise
She said, "i like custard in the summer, honey"
Oh yeah, what it takes to be queen,
Hey, what it takes to be queen,
Hey, what it takes to be, oh