Some say the end is near
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon
I certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this
Bullsh** three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks here in this hopeless f**ing
Hole we call L.A.
The only way to fix it is to
Flush it all away
Any f**ing time, any f**ing day
Learn to swim
See you down in Arizona Bay
Fret for your figure
And fret for your latte
And fret for your lawsuit
And fret for your hairpiece
And fret for your Prozac
And fret for your pilot
And fret for your contract
And fret for your car
It's a bullsh** three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks here in this hopeless f**ing
Hole we call L.A.
The only way to fix it is to
Flush it all away
Any f**ing time, any f**ing day
Learn to swim
See you down in Arizona Bay
Some say a comet will fall from the sky
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves
Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipsh**s
And some say the end is near
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon
I certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this
Stupid sh**
Silly sh**
Stupid sh**
One great big festering neon distraction
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied
Learn to swim
Learn to swim
Learn to swim
Mom's gonna fix it all soon
Mom's coming 'round to put it back the way it oughta be
Learn to swim
Learn to swim
Learn to swim
Learn to swim
f** L. Ron Hubbard
And f** all his clones
f** all these gun-toting
Hip gangster wanna-bes
Learn to swim
Learn to swim
Learn to swim
Learn to swim
Learn to swim
Learn to swim
Learn to swim
f** retro anything
f** your tattoos
f** all you junkies
And f** your short memory
Learn to swim
Learn to swim
Learn to swim
Learn to swim
Learn to swim
Learn to swim
Learn to swim
f** smiley glad-hands with hidden agendas
f** these dysfunctional, insecure actresses
Learn to swim
Learn to swim
Learn to swim
Learn to swim
'Cause I'm praying for rain and
I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way
I wanna watch it all go down
Mom, please flush it all away
I wanna see it go right in and down
I wanna watch it go right in
Watch you flush it all away
Yeah, time to bring it down again
Yeah, don't just call me a pessimist
Try and read between the lines
And I can't imagine why you wouldn't welcome any change, my friend
I wanna see it come down
Plug it down
s** it down
Flush it down
Tool - Ænema lyrics
Album Aenima