Now, this is the part
Where the cops try to come in
And ruin a f**ing fantastic time
This is…
[Verse 1: Moses]
Hammin' out ‘til 6 AM wake in the drunk tank
"Where the hell have I been?" (true story)
Don't heave like I got broken wrists
Shotgunned a Loko this kid don't quit
Took a fifth of Jack to my neck solo
I remind ‘em of Bluto, not for nothing
Treat life like Faber College, saber sharp knowledge
Abolish the modest of broads with a small name
Insane, Mister Misdemeanor
Dismiss this miss with this demeanor
He's a keeper cause hilarity ensues
Kamikaze of comics keeps causing co*katoos
To concoct a plot to the co*k that the cops approve
They pursue the clarity of a loose screw
The only filtered thing about me's the brew I choose
Raised on Natty Light, don't praise the fratty life
Pay for more who*es than a stable?
Still drink ‘em under the table
Below 21 another hit before I'm done
Lungs turning black jacks Marlboro 27
I'm just having fun, this is a game
I'm using ESPN the sooner future I envision
Winnin again, booking like sutras
f** a kama or pausin'
I'm talkin offense often, opposite Ryan, Harbaughts, Kubiak, and Tomlin
We on the side where a pack of Saints and Patriots reside
Bald Eagles fly and a pride of Lions will take your life, while I'm
[Hook: Moses + DDay]
Living life just a day at a time
Not giving any f**s but just enough to get by
This school of thought can't be taught at any university
So we gathered here tonight to get stupid as a nursery
Living young and Reckless until we dead and breathless
Life's a b**h and we smack that b**h senseless
Can't hold us back or weigh us down, f** a chain or necklace
Until you put us in the ground we won't ever end this
This sh** ain't ever gonna end
We got songs for days
Jazz, k** em
[Verse 2: Jazz the Rapper]
Bust the windows out your car and that Maddy Van
Never attack when I'm cracked on a pack of Ativans
Scissor kick a b**h n***a in his sh**
Miss Piggy in the oven soon Grimace enter wit'
Bet your Canon couldn't candid picture this
I'd rather hand all my 27s to kids
Them n***as know whats up, they smoking dope for lunch
Seventh period them n***as tryna sober up
Conscious of obstacles delegating my mind frame
A mental minesweeper master of the mind game
Blow your house down while you sleep, blue dreams
With the torches and the pitchforks
You Natty Light, I'm imports
This Reckless you can check this on the necklace, we the best clique
Our rhetoric is here to devastate
n***a I'm so fly I levitate
This is venomous dose of other sh**
It's Jazz the Rap, you don't f** with this
It's whack if you do not bump this sh**
It's Jazz the Rap, you don't f** with this
[Verse 3: DDay]
YOOOOOOO ok ok
Now I'm f**ing feeling this
I'm testing this new theory that my might be hard to reason with
Live and let die
No time to think twice, what's the worth without the risk?
Nothing, f** it, roll my dice to start me off
Shots that penetrate, with thoughts that resonate
In a normal state of mind we seem to hesitate
The truth in ourselves that only few can admit
Therefore, impaired judgment is the trial you can get
Instant gratification with the delayed reaction
We consuming in pursuit of losing all traction
With everything and everyone, this is what we do for fun
Your excuse is just useless if you know not what you've done
I'm talking Reckless, relentless, b**h you don't wanna test this
Drinking water at the parties and we'll kick you off the guest list
So get them hands up, and raise them drinks high
This is the anthem and we're the reason why
Every late night is a great night, drink until we see the daylight
And reminded by the hangover not a night is wasted sober
So I'm done with naming and explaining this phenomenon
Donkey Kong ladders for all the levels I am on, ha
Yea I'm gone, that is the meaning of the song
And if you're not about it then don't act like you belong
You'd be wrong thinking you is related
This is a dedication to the intoxicated cause we're..
[Hook: DDay + Moses]
Your brains are now programmed for The Indecent Exposure