Mommy please I don't wanna do this. This guys gross
I don't give a damn
Now start dancing and make me rich or I
Won't feed you
Prepare to watch a vid so dumb
You'll be so grateful when it's done
Shia LaBeouf doesn't have much on
He looks like a half-naked dirty bum
And this little blonde girl is such a freak
With such an odd limber physique
The whole thing's just them in a cage
Doing this pedophile ballet
Hey creep get away!
I'm twelve you're twenty-eight!
No one's going to understand what this is
They're gonna think we're geniuses!
Your underwear's dirty
And smells really putrid
I'm method acting that's my sh**
Good God you're so
Disgusting!
Sia, why aren't you in this thing?
I don't appear in videos or
Face the audience at shows
Do you hate when folks watch you sing?
No it's a pretentious art thing
Besides I'd rather people watch this
You two dancing like idiots
Hey!
A mini-me but without b**bs
And a creep whose beard looks like pubes
This does not seem legal!
This is art you a**hole!
Who are you guys?
We are the FBI!
Put the twelve year old down now Shia
You're under arrest for dancing with a young child!
Hands up right now pedophile!
Don't arrest him. This was all my idea
Who the hell are you?
I am Sia
If this pedo video was made by you
I guess we will arrest you too!
There's no need to arrest me
I tweeted an apology!