Hey sight for sore eyes, it's a long time no see Working hard hardly working, hey man you know me Water under the bridge, did you see my new car?? Well it's bought and it's paid for, parked outside of the bar And hey barkeep what's keeping you?? Keep pouring drinks For all these palookas, hey you know what I thinks?? That we toast to the old days and DiMaggio too And old Drysdale and Mantle Whitey Ford and to you Oh you know the old gang ain't around, everyone has left town Except for Thumm and Giardina said they just might be down Oh half drunk all the time and I'm all drunk the rest Yeah Monk's still the champion, oh but I am the best And hey barkeep what's keeping you?? Keep pouring drinks For all these palookas, hey you know what I thinks??
That we toast to the old days and DiMaggio too And old Drysdale and Mantle Whitey Ford and to you Guess you heard about Nash, he was k**ed in a crash Oh that must have been two or three years ago now Yeah he spun out and he rolled he hit a telephone pole And he died with the radio on No she's married with a kid, finally split up with Sid He's up north for a nickel's worth for armed robbery And I'll play you some pinball. No you ain't got a chance Then go on over and ask her to dance And hey barkeep what's keeping you?? Keep pouring drinks For all these palookas, hey you know what I thinks?? That we toast to the old days and DiMaggio too And Drysdale and Mantle Whitey Ford and to you