[Verse 1]
I'm a scumbag
Come hang like a nut sack
Smoking Mary Jane till our brains turns to mush-bags
f** yeah, l puff dabs and claim to hang with puff dad
I love rap like backpack and all that other thug crap
"Pa** back the bud man your smoking all weed"
I'm trying to have enough to stay buzzed through the week
You see, and my broke a** can't even afford a lighter man
Gotta save the Mary Jane like my name is Spiderman
"You ain't saving sh** man your smoking all of it"
Hey, quit talking kid, before I put you in a coffin
Or you end up like talking like Steven Hawking when I
Rip your vocal chords out and all you can do is cough
So back off
And let me blast off, and quit with the back talk
Lets get with bathsalts
And trip like a bad walts
Last week I got so ripped I could hardly walk
Awoke on the side walk with a stolen movado watch
[Chorus]
Im a scumbag it ain't hard to see
The neighboors run back when im on the street
Smoking pounds of green
And I can guarantee
Im the scummiest kid so dont f** with me x5
[Verse 2]
Online cla**es on my laptop
Hanco*k in the backdrop
I hardly go out I'm like sasquatch
Minus the hair, and minus the strength
And minus the fact that I smoke mega dank
You see, weed is legal and so is delivery
So I dont have to leave the house at all, its my liberty
So is alcohol, If I recall I left a 40 in the hall
I'm drinking voss and watching better call saul
Fatter than you huell... people scream in awe
I think im really cool cause I got a apple watch
Tatter tots on my crotch like Napoleon
Smoke crops with the doc
Went back in time to k** the kids that bullied him
Holy moly I hang with Macaulay Culkin
And do codeine until we're broken
OD on ibuprohen
I'm floatin, I'm a rodent
Scum to the bone bogus
I'm hopeless
I'm the guy they caught pissing on your roses
[Chorus]
Im a scumbag it ain't hard to see
The neighboors run back when im on the street
Smoking pounds of green
And I can guarantee
Im the scummiest kid so dont f** with me x5
[Verse 3]
Put your hands up if your as scummy as me
These people demand us to be cured like a disease
Like a virus
Spawning more lazy internet pirates
Downloaded a popular movie just to see someones privates
Eat of bunch of food but claim I'm special diet
Show up on the news setting fire in a riot
I'm so rude you can't deny it
Have an attitude and b**h about the climate
Have a gla** or two of gin start driving to the dine in
This guy right behind is on my a**
Red and blue lights shining through the gla**
Ah f** its cop hit the gas
Swerve into the oncoming lane and a cause crash
Look back see flames and a helicopter gaining fast!
A spot light shines and there's weed all over my dash
Ah crap, I grab my blunt and take my last puff
Drive over a spike strip and roll into a black truck