Got my gold chains hangin'
‘Round my b**h of a neck
Got my chest hair showin'
And I'm horny as heck
I wear laid-back shades
Because they look so cool
I like teenage women
‘Cause they're easy to fool
They call me Joey
Joey bu*tafuoco
The teenager's dream
The call me Joey
Joey bu*tafuoco
The crème de la crème
Crème de la crème