I want to know why Things you say about Tories and trains just pa** by Every word that you say Cats with captions and train alterations, each day There's a new little something of interest Shared with me in the best way that you can Shining wit and a pa**ion for irony See the absurd in a national tragedy One and the same in our own different way We'll hit the big time and set a new low in the same day And we'll be the men the we wanted to be Our own Wright, Frost and Pegg, but much better you see And I know this is true Yes, I know this is true 'Cos we made a film Working hard through the night
Fed on Cola and laughter Sit bathed in the light of your Macintosh screen, Picking out the best bits of the things that we've seen There's so many adventures we've had And not one of them bad For the lives that we lead Achieving the goals that we set as we go And I'll never say no, I will never say no to one more One and the same in our own different way We'll hit the big time and set a new low in the same day Like blood and ice cream put into a bowl It doesn't seem right, but somehow we go And I know this is true Yes, I know this is true 'Cos we made a film